Tool of Satan?

We have a running thread about Lego through this blog. Tim I think this is your influence. Today's Herald had the wonderful story about the priest who has called Lego the tool of Satan. First it was the Canty University study that showed that Lego faces have got angrier. This research was seen by a Polish priest and not sure if it got lost in translation but priest has taken this information and linked it to the launch of the monster fighter and Zombie Lego series and has warned parents that Lego is the tool of Satan combining the forces of darkness and evil. The lovely quote is "It appears the good suffer in battle and the villains have a face showing satisfaction with their evil deeds"

If Lego is in fact the tool of Satan then what does that make Lego lovers - hammers.?