Thursday 22 dec - The longest day

Post date: Dec 23, 2011 7:19:50 PM

Well it’s for real. I fiound my office desk today. I foud the table top in my office.

I shut down the computer and packed it in my bag.

Got home several hours later having walked the dog, taken Tony to hairdressers, dog to kennel;s, collected drycleaning, got groceries and then collected Tony again.Who said Holidays are relaxing???

Today’s big news – Craig Simpson is going to be a daddy – in June next year. Mummy to his daddy is his triathalon buddy. Obviously they enjoy more than running together!

Things to make you smile

Dear J.K. Rowling,

Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?

Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Twilight fans,

...Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.

Sincerely, Logic

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...

Sincerely, Google

Love you and tomorrow I will spend the day with Adrian on our road trip and then see Maria.

Who will be missing from our picture? Mark-o you will be close to our hearts

Love you