Never in my superman suit

This week is ACC safety awareness week. As part of the promotion there is a major campaign promoting an injury forecast app. So I tried it https://www.myinjuryforecast.co.nz/forecast/ There are many questions to answer

• • What is your sex?

  • What is your age?

  • How do you get to work?

Yes all of this seems reasonable Some of the other questions seem a little more obscure

• • Have you ever been injured by remote control helicopter (we know these are dangerous)

  • Have you been injured while imitating a superhero?

  • You can see how well the site recognises me - the picture looks just like me!!

Apparently I have a 0.006% chance of slipping on a sarong and no chance of being injured while playing volleyball.

My most likely injury is to my back

The one area where there is a sense of "they might be onto something" I have a 36.9% chance of falling down stairs!

I still just want to look like the picture in the site . . .