Can't come to work

Post date: Oct 18, 2012 9:3:12 AM

Reminded me of the book Una and Bernie gave Tony for his birthday one year Why Steve Was Late

American website asked employers for the worst "Can"t make it to work today" messages

The ones they published included:

I forgot I was hired

My dog had a nervous breakdown

I was too upset after watching The Hunger Games

My dead grandmother is being exhumed as part of a police investigation

I'm sick from reading too much

My toe is stuck in the tap and I'm waiting for the plumber