Most important breaking news for benefit of glorious republic

Post date: Dec 04, 2012 3:20:46 AM

Hi Family,

A wee bit gutted to see old the comments on blog posts I thought I'd been making from my phone haven't been showing up! Rest assured I haven't been ignoring you!

If Mum hadn't been busy in another Glorious People's Republic, she may have noticed this peice of news out of the DPRK that most of the decadent Western media were too frightened to publish, lest it prove to their people how much stronger the Juche ideals of North Korea are. They are so strong, in fact, that their archaeologists can discover unicorn lairs:

Seems legit.

Yes if it had not been legit they would have claimed this

or perhaps they will