Sick of it?

There has been a survey of people who take sick days - apparently 5500 people took the survey and showed that one third of people taking sick leave weren't sick - just didn't feel like going to workSick leave reasons included:

• • I ate too much turkey and slept through my shift

  • My false teeth flew out of my mouth when I was driving

  • My fake eye fell out

  • I'm too grumpy from stopping smoking

  • I got injured having sex

  • My dog was frightened by thunder and needs to have someone at home

I suspect we are too honest