There has been a survey of people who take sick days - apparently 5500 people took the survey and showed that one third of people taking sick leave weren't sick - just didn't feel like going to work Sick leave reasons included: - I ate too much turkey and slept through my shift
- My false teeth flew out of my mouth when I was driving
- My fake eye fell out
- I'm too grumpy from stopping smoking
- I got injured having sex
- My dog was frightened by thunder and needs to have someone at home
I suspect we are too honest
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