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Sick of it?

posted 1 Nov 2013, 01:40 by Sandra Kirby
There has been a survey of people who take sick days - apparently 5500 people took the survey and showed that one third of people taking sick leave weren't sick - just didn't feel like going to work
Sick leave reasons included:
  • I ate too much turkey and slept through my shift
  • My false teeth flew out of my mouth when I was driving
  • My fake eye fell out
  • I'm too grumpy from stopping smoking
  • I got injured having sex
  • My dog was frightened by thunder and needs to have someone at home
I suspect we are too honest

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