Now I can see you all shaking your heads and saying "She's about to start on tikanga Maori again" yes Maori do traditionally use placenta - bury it sometimes plant a tree But no this not the point

Apparently new beauty regimes involve either eating placenta - preferably one you ejected recently Or using lamb placenta on your face as a face mask

It smacks of beesting face packs or the fish nibbling pedicures doesn't it

I obviously don't put a high enough price on beauty.  Photoshop/ black clothes seem to work enough